stephen sondheim: Lawyer's rather nice, if it's for a price, order something else, though, to follow, since no one should swallow it twice!
me: OH MY GOD THAT"S WORDPLAY AND THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE AND LAWYER JOKES
stephen sondheim: then you career from career to career
me: HOW DID HE DO THE THING WITH THE SAME WORD WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS
stephen sondheim: the woods are just trees, the trees are just wood
me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE HOLY SHIT

silverdreaming:

nO BUT THIS IS THE CUTEST THING
STILES SAYS “THE HOTTEST GIRL” AND THEY JUST AGREE, NO ONE BATS AN EYELID, EVEN ISAAC WHO DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT AND THEN HE JUST

sOMEBODY HELP ME

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"I just want to work. I don’t care where I do it. Whether it’s singing or dancing or acting, this is it for me."

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favorite character meme - [3/5] episodes - Becoming

Angelus: That’s everything, huh? No weapons…no friends…no hope. Take all that away, and what’s left?
Buffy: Me.

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

combeferret:

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

24/7 u mean

skypalacearchitect:

lemon3ram2xtk:

The Greyback Effect

I will always wonder how that child would be…


#that child will be the most magical being of all time
The next Next Gen is looking terrifying
in a good way

skypalacearchitect:

lemon3ram2xtk:

The Greyback Effect

I will always wonder how that child would be…

#that child will be the most magical being of all time

The next Next Gen is looking terrifying

in a good way

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

00davo:

a musical where all of the songs are in the first act

the second act consists of reprises of the same songs, in reverse order, where every reprise is a dark ironic echo of the original version and it just gets more and more horrifying until the finale: a twisted, demented version of the opening number

into the woods

savemyplaceillbethere:

Reminder that SLEEPING NEWSBOYS

Why don’t we do something normal for once, that is not sex. Like have breakfast or do the crosswords or whatever it is that actually couples do.

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